Scissors
Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par Jata Hai Na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views
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Teacher: Tumhare abu kitne
saal k hain?
Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein
hon,
Teacher”Wo kese?
Bacha:jis din me peda hua
usi din
to wo abu baney.
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Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gabbar :"Thakur ye
mobile hum ko dede,
.
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Thakur :"Dekh yarr
hath-pair ka mazak
theek hai,
.
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Mobile se mazak masti
nahi,
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Facebook chalu hai or,
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Basanti online hai.
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Financial Management!
A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
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Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"
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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?
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A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?
Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,, Thokar khanay se aati hai.
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Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha
Santa: “Biwi Se Teri Ladai Khatam Hui?”
Banta: “Ghutne Tek Ke Mere Paas Aayi Thi”
Santa: “Achha, Fir Usne Ghutne Tek Ke Kya Kaha?”
Banta: “Yahi Ki Bed Ke Niche Se Nikal Aao, Kuch Nahi Kahungi“
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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that.s out always looks the best.
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