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A Pathan Was Playing

A Pathan Was Playing
“Kon Banega Carore Pati”
Shahrukh Khan Asked:

“Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao”
Pathan Replied:

“Hum Ko Pagal Samajhti Haikya?
4 Options Kidhar Hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan B Point Maar Sakte Hein

Pathan Hotel Me Rost Khanay K Baad Haddi Chba Rha Tha..
Paas Mei Beitha “Punjabi” Daal Kha Rha Tha..Usne Pathan Se Tanziya Andaz Mein Pucha:
Khan ! Tumharey Area Me “Kuttay” Kya Khatay Hain?
Pathan: Daal

Moral:Pathan B Point Maar Sakte Hein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
No Women For Pathan

To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait, N.W.F.P
(No Women For Pathan)
Has Been Re-Named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua – K.P.K
(Khan Pay Khan)
An Admirable Decision ;D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan U.K Gaya

Pathan U.K Gaya
Airport Officer Ne Naam Pocha

Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: English Mei Bolo

Pathan Kuch Dair Sochny K Baad: Long Life Khan

Peche Sardar Khara Tha
Wo Bola:
I M Beautiful Red Underwear

Officer:What?Sardar:Mera Naam Hai Sundar Laal Chadda

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan

Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khana”
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” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larki Excuse Me Khan Sahib

1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….

Larki: Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…

Pathan: Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Admi Rikshay Wale Se

Admi Rikshay Wale Se:
Khan Sahab Saddar Jaega?

Khan:Hamara Khayal Hy Nahi Jaega.

Admi: Aray Bhai Saddar Jaega?

Khan:
Shayad 2013 Tak Jaega.

Admi: Abey Me Bolra Hu Regal Chowk, Saddar Jaega?

Khan: Ye To Saddar Ka Marzi Hy
K Regal Chowk Jae Ya Banaras Chowk Ham Se Poch K Thori Jaega!

Admi: Aby Ghady Tou Regal Chowk Sawari Le K Jaega??

Khan: To Ye Kaho Na,
Hum Samja Tum Us
Khabees Ka Baat Kar Raha Hy…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gobar Jaisa Khana

Husband:
Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana
Banaya Hai,GOBAR Jaisa….

Wife- HEY RAM!!
Is Aadmi Ne Kya-Kya Taste Kar
Rakha Hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum Kha Kar So Jana..

Husband Wife Mai Larai Hui
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya

Husband: Raat Ko Fone Pay Khanay Mai Kia Hai

Wife:Zehar
Husband:Mai Dair Se Aoonga
Tum Kha Kar So Jana..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main America Ka Bap Hu!

Santa: Main Ne Apne Bete Ka Nam America Rakha Hai!

Banta: Kyou?

Santa: Main Duniya Ko Dikhana Chahta Hu Ki Main America Ka Bap Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai

Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai
Mar 29, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Latest Jokes

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya
Kapda Dikhana

Salesman: PLAIN Me Dikhau?

Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai
Yahi Dikha Na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Say Keel Sahi Thuk Nahi Raha Tha

Doctor: Khan Sahab
Tumhara Sar Kaisay Phuta?

Khan:Hum Say Keel Sahi Thuk Nahi Raha Tha Kisi Nay Bola
Khan Sahab Khopri Istimal Karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Ko Wahan Chaokidari Dilwa Do

Aik Pathan Ko Chiraagh Milla
Oss Nay Chiraagh Ko Ragra To
To
To
To Aik
Jin Aaya Aur Kaha :
Bolo Khan Baba Teri
3 Kaon See Khawahishain Hain Jo Poori Ki Jain

Pathan Bola :
1.Aik Bahot Bara Sa Bangla Ho
2.Oss Main Khoob Daolatmand Log Hoon
3.Hum Ko Wahan Chaokidari Dilwa Do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ur Bill aa gya

Major Rohail-

Khan sab Carry Lougar bill

Aa gya hai

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Phatan-

Lo G pehle

Bijli,gas,pani ka bill

Ur ab ye carry lugar bill

Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai

Ur DUE date kya hai?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke

Agr Apke Khane Me Makhi Gir Jae

To Usy Nikal Kr Itna Chabayen K Ksi Or Makhi

Ki Jurrat Na Ho Aap K Khane Ki Taraf Ane Ki..

Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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