Kama Kar Khao

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:Roti Dedo

Admi:Tamater Khao

Bhikari:Tamater Hi Q?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

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