SARDAR KA JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR
EK KHAN AUR SARD EK DOSRA KA DOST THAY.
KHAN NA SARDA SA POCHA..
KHAN:- SARDAR JI AP JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR KIYUN NAHI KARTAY.
SARDAR:- MOJAY MARNA SA DAR LAGTA HY
KHAN:- MOUT KA TU EIK DIN MOQARAR HY PHIR DAR KASAY
SARDAR:- MAIN BI JANTA HON KA EIK DIN MOQARAR HY LIKAN FARAZ KAROO MAREE ABI ZINDGI HY LIKAN POILT KAY MARNAA KA TIME AA GIYA TU.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1222 views
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Faaraz
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Tay Fair Vi Baraa Daard Honda Ay
Allah Di Kismay.
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
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Happily they drank went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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FAKEER: ary baba kuch dy do bohat bhooka hu,
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor.. :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main
masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
Oye “nazar nhi aa raha deewar hai”
Sardar: thora angel change kar k daikho nazar aa
jae ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....
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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)