SARDAR KA JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR
EK KHAN AUR SARD EK DOSRA KA DOST THAY.
KHAN NA SARDA SA POCHA..
KHAN:- SARDAR JI AP JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR KIYUN NAHI KARTAY.
SARDAR:- MOJAY MARNA SA DAR LAGTA HY
KHAN:- MOUT KA TU EIK DIN MOQARAR HY PHIR DAR KASAY
SARDAR:- MAIN BI JANTA HON KA EIK DIN MOQARAR HY LIKAN FARAZ KAROO MAREE ABI ZINDGI HY LIKAN POILT KAY MARNAA KA TIME AA GIYA TU.....
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