Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 5 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 636 views

Kesa lgta hai

Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung

Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye

Ap ko tham le Or kahe

Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghalib ne girlfriend

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kashmir Ki Wadiyon Me

Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
?

"ULLU K PATHE"
HERO mat bn
Sweater Pehen Le Sale Mar Thand Lag jau gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa Ki Ladki Bitiya

Ek Father Ne Apni Beti Ko Kamre Mein Bulaya Aur Puchha

Father: “Beti Pehle Tum Muje Papa Kehti Thi, Ab Tum Muje Dad Kyu Kehti Ho?”

Beti: “Come On Dad, Papa Kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jati Hai, Samjha Karo Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)