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Tumhe Phansi Hogi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho..

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
James Bond Buys A Pan

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.


When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies
Dhai(2.5) another day!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna Bhai M.B.B.S On Practice

Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.

Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

Haan Haan, 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai.

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha 'Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai.

Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cow Ka Character

Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?

Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.

Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?

Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.

Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?

Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Qaza Namaz

Ek phatan ne spni qaza namaz ada kerne ka socha

Namaz se pehle onchi awaz main niat ki

2 rakat namaz fajar qaza, 2 November 1985, Allah o Akbar

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
What If Doctors Make Films

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. Kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Murga Boyfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Murga Boyfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Multi-Talented Rajni

Rajni's Shooting Talent
Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat's tail.
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat's tail tip's cell's mitochondria protein's
amino acid's base pair's hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!

Rajni's Cookery Talent
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course Rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Anna Hazare

IT engineer- Hey bhagwan promotion karwa dena

51 rupees ka bhog apke charno me rakh raha hu!!

God- Pagal marwayega kya?
ANNA HAZARE dekh raha hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dus Bees Laddu

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye,
Boy: Mujhe??!!!

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai? Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache ???

Boy: 20!!! Sir: kaise??? !!

Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai?!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere Dadaji

Boy: Mere dada ney 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat diye thhe. .

Dost: Gardanien kyun nai katein?

Boy: Wo pehle se he kati hui thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exit Ticket For 500

Ticket seller: Boss, no one buying Ra.One's movie tickets.

Theatre owner: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & sell EXIT tickets for 500.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap Mere Papa Ko Nahi Jaante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap mere papa ko nahi jaante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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