Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views

Any boyfriend

Husband From Wife:
Did U Have Any Boy Friend Before Marriage?
Wife Silent
Husband:Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjhoo?
Wife:Abey Ginne To De..?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chaman’s International Brands

Pappu: Tum kaunsi soap use karte ho Naman ?

Naman: Main Chaman Soap, Chaman Paste aur Chaman Shampoo use karta hoo….

Pappu: Yeh kya international brand hai ?

Naman: Nahi, Chaman mera room mate hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Bengali babu returns

A Bengali babu returns from China.

Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife: No.

Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife again replies: No.

By now Mr Bengali was fuming.

Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?

Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A kangaroo kept getting

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)