Aap mere papa ko nahi jaante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views
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