James Bond Buys A Pan
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies
Dhai(2.5) another day!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views
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