Rajni's Shooting Talent
Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat's tail.
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat's tail tip's cell's mitochondria protein's
amino acid's base pair's hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!

Rajni's Cookery Talent
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course Rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 484 views

football stadium..

Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni
gol Krenge?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Naalayko Kabhi Padd Bhi Liya Karo

Pita Ji Ne Apne Bete Ko Gusse Se Dant Te Hue Kaha

Baap: “Nalayak Kabhi Tumne Apni Koi Book Khol Ke Bhi Dekhi Hai?”

Beta: “Haan Papa Roz Kholta Hoon Ek Book”

Baap Hairani Se: “Konsi?”

Beta: “Facebook“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Air hostess to all the passenger.?

Air hostess to all the passenger.?

Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..

"santa asked"

Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?

Son: Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?

Mom throws a stone at him..
Son: Hey mom
I just askd 4 sumthin to eat!

Mom: Hum
Eat ka jawaab
pathar se dete hai..:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhigoge agar barish mein to

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)