The Multi-Talented Rajni
Rajni's Shooting Talent
Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat's tail.
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat's tail tip's cell's mitochondria protein's
amino acid's base pair's hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!
Rajni's Cookery Talent
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course Rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 546 views
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