Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?

Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.

Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?

Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.

Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?

Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 789 views

Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se

Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?

Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Santa Chota Thha Aur 5th Class Mein Tha.

Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha: “Is Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Animal Konsa Hai?”

Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Zebra”

Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: “Wo Kaisi?”

Santa: “Ji, Wo Blck And White Hai Na Isliye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Movie Ke Poster Ko Kyun Ghoor Rahe Ho

Beggar 1: Arey, tum kyu us movie poster ko aise gur rahe ho?

Beggar 2: Main hee is movie ka producer hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe

Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi

Boyfriend : Sachi Jaan ??
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Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)