Murga Boyfriend
Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1025 views
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