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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
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Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
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Pathan yai sun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa call to FM Radio

Santa call to FM Radio I hv found wallet with Rs 15000 of Mr. Shyam
RJ Sir u want to return it
Santa Nahi re I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
how old r u ?.

cat-how old r u ?.
elephant- 5yr.
cat-bt u look big,
elephant-i m a complan boy,
cat-i m 30yr,
elephant -bt u look so small,
cat-jhandu kesari jevan badti umar mano tham se jaye .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Maths mein fail q hua?

 Sardar: Maths mein fail q hua?

Son: kabhi teacher bolti ha 3+5 = 8 Agle din bolti ha 4+4=8
phir bolti ha 6+2=8
usay khud ko confirm nahi to mujhe kya sikhae gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Sardar: Frog

Pathan: Theek hai, or batao,

Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.

Pathan: Shabash

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji Tay Sardar Ji day 5 Parawan

Sardar Ji Tay Sardar Ji day 5 Parawan nay ral kay taxi lay lai

15 Din Chalanday Rahay Sawari hi Koi Na Mili....... . . .

3 Para Pichay Bethay Rehnday Si Tay 2 Aggay  :)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shahid Afridi in interviewAap ki umer kitni hai?24 years.Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,Kiu ke"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

Afridi: 24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Larki Bina Kiss Kiye

1 Larki Bina Kiss Kiye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai

Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya1 Larki Kad 5'3'' Rang Gora Name GeetaJise Mily Puppi le lePayment ho gae ha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
im murgha!

1 poltry farm ka manager dousray poltry farm vaalon k haan gia,
vahan ja k daikha k dusray poltry farm valon ki 75% murghian 2 , 2 anday deti hain.
Manager apne poltry farm vapis aaya,
danda(stick) utha lia or announce kia jo murghi aaj se 2 anday nahi degi,uski dhulai hua kre gi.
Sab murghion ny dar k maaray
2 , 2 anday diae,par 1 ny 1 hi anda dia,
manager ny us se poucha,baqi sb ny 2 , 2 diae,tum ny 1 q dia?
Us ny javab dia: shukr karo ma ny 1 anda de dia hai,ma murgha houn.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
boss to worker

Memon Boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie
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5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hun,
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Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
jab main paida hua tha

Santa :-jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.
Banta:-kamaal hai,sabka nishana chook gaya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
murga kesa diya.

Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. 10 Ka itna sasta kyu?
Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..

Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!

Due to following translations..?

1. main aam aadmi nai hon?

(I am not a mango man)

2. Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits)

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also)

4. Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & Give equal to four)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?

(Tablets are walking on the road)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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