Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.

Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

Haan Haan, 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai.

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha 'Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai.

Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li

Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye, baap ne baite ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
Baita rote hoye bola,
"Baba meny app kee jacket pehni hui hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi ullu

Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai..
Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir..
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Park Mein Baitha Tha.

Ek Budhe Ne Dekha Aur Santa Ko Bola.

Budha: “Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji Ye To Apni Patiala Wali Simmi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
.
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Train main sawar gulu

Train M Sawar GOLU:Thookna H,Kaha Thooku
MOLU:Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Me Thook
G:Use Pata Chala To
M:Jb Maine Teri Jaib Me Thooka To Tuje Pta Chala
Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)