Tumhe Phansi Hogi
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho..
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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