Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho..

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views

Profit n loss

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera Manna hai Shadi ek lotery

BV-Mera Manna hai Shadi ek lotery Hai

Pati-Mai aisa nahi manta
BV-Kyu

Pati-Qki lautry me dobara kismat azmane ka mauka jo milta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dua

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska rang kala HOjaye….

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takesalong some wine and chicken with him.

 Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" 

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan goes For job intrview

Pathan goes For job intrview…
Manager to pathan:”where is abu dabi?”
pathan: “jis qubristan mein hamara Ammi Dabi,wahin tora door Abu dabi..:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)