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Boyfriends kitne bnae

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha: Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?

Wife ne 1 lifafa dia.. Jisme chawal ke kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.

Pati: Ye kya?

Wife: Main jab bhi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme daal deti thi.

Pati (Dane gin ke): Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun?

Wife: 4 killo chawal bech diye the

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
letter

Ek Admi Ne Apni Wife Ko Letter Likha Ke Begum is Month Salary Nahi MiLi Salary ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej Raha Ho I LOVE U

Wife Ne Reply kiya:

Aapka Letter Mila Salary ke Badle 100 KISS milay 16 Kiss Sabzi waLay ko diye 29 KISS school k principal ko DiyeDoodh wala 7 kiss Pe Razi Nahi Hua Usko 12 kiss Dene Paray Malik Makan To KISS Pe Razi Hi Nahi Hua THa USko kiss K Sath Jhappi Bhi Deni Pari Mahina Aram Se Guzar Gaya Dont Worry I LOVE U 2

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
kitna pyar kerte ho

Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho?

Husband: bohat zyada

Wife: phir bhe kitna?

Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
wife called her husband

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
ghar nahi a sakti

wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..” Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..” . .

After 1hour, SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
husband and wife

Aik shohar apni beghum ko hr bat per danta krta tha ,jab wo boil anda lati to bolta aamlet kyun nhi banaya or jb aamlet bana kr lati to phr bi dant ta ke boil kyun nhi kya, aik din beghum do ande aik biol or aik aamlet bana kr lai ,shohar phr bi guse me lal ho kr bola beghum ap ko samjh nhi ata k kon sa anda boil or kon sa aamlet banana he

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
formate memorycard

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,
Delete Videos Delete Pictures Delete Private Folders Delete Numbers Delete All Messages Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Format Memory Card, Yeh Lo...

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaiy Hain. Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha Thanks../"

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
garam pani

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
sanata babata

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale

Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
I am not feeling well

Im not feeling well..

Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..

Husband: Me too, Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
husband to wife said

Husband to wife, na kajre ki dhar, na motiyo ki haar, na koi kiya singar, fir bi itni sundr ho..

Wife: Saaf-saaf bolo make up ke liye paise nahi dunga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
pyar kerna nahi ata

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?

Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
similarity between SUN & WIFE..? . .

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..? . .

Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
aaj ko asi bat kho

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho, ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau . . . .

Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho, aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi par.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
bill payment

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)