Search Results for 'wife'

mere bhi yehi dua hai

Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
uncle jab main bari ho jaon gi

1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncle jab main bari
ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay
Dukandar: mazak sy han bachi to ap apni hony
wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..
"Husband: "Bloody English Language!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
POLICE or AMBULANCE

Wife- Look A thief has entered our House & eating the Cake prepared by Me
Husband- Oh my God
Whom should i CALL?
POLICE or AMBULANCE

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai

Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai

boss replys"\’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’

2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko

Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia
"KESi HO"

Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se NaachneLaga...

Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:
"DELIVERED"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
friendship among men and women

"Friendship among Men"

A woman didnt come home at night

Next day she told her husband

"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"

Man called wife's 10 best friends

None of them knew anything bout it

Now
"Friendship among Men"

A man didnt come home at night

Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"

Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.

8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,

.
.

"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Restaturant Me Koi Tifin Sath Le Jata Hai Kya

Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
.
.
.
Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar to his wife

Sardar to his wife:

Ajj 4 wajjy khotian di race ae, mein othey jana ae…

Sardarni: Turya jaanda nahi, ty race laan jana ae…:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC

1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?

Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?

Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai

MSC- Mother of Seven Children

FSC- Father os Seven Children

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC

1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?

Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?

Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai

MSC- Mother of Seven Children

FSC- Father os Seven Children

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sir my wife is missing



Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.
Postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,
tum police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Funny Husband In Sasural

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apne Sasural Jaata Hai

Ek Din Vahan Husband Biwi Se Kahta Hai: jaan plzz love
me.

Biwi sharmate hue : Nahi Ye Mere Papa Ka Ghar Hai.

Funny Husband: To Kya Mere papa Ka Ghar Red Light Area
Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fair Wife Husband With Black Baby

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni wife ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai,

Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya,

Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Me tumhari yaad me

Wife: Me tumhari yaad me 15 Din me hi aadhi mar gai ho..Mujhe leyne kab aarahe ho..?

Husband: 15 Din Baad..! 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)