bill payment
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 591 views
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“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
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