Search Results for 'wife'

Fakeer

 wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon

.Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Aqal

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Phatan baap

Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho,
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun,
Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Not In Duty

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Watch &Amp; Wife

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........

Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......

Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife Kaash Main Newspaper Hoti

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife chor ker chala gaya

Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya...

Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga...

Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka.... Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar with wife

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
sardar and wife

Sardar: ager mujhe opration se kuch ho jaye to is doctor se shadi ker lena

Wife: ap asa kiun bol rhe hain

Sardar: to kya main is doctor ko maf ker don.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar ki Wife and Mother

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
husband and Wife

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife and Husband

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
boyfriends

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira

1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)