Boyfriends kitne bnae
Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha: Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia.. Jisme chawal ke kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.
Pati: Ye kya?
Wife: Main jab bhi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme daal deti thi.
Pati (Dane gin ke): Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun?
Wife: 4 killo chawal bech diye the
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 745 views
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