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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time"
The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!
husband: What should i do now?
Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"
Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love !
Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?
Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein."
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai'n Tumhari Ho Jaye'n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer'..
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!
Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife To Husband : , Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command, ,
Husband Replied : , , , Darling ,,, , It's a Computer Not Your Husband
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Husband Wife Se : Ye Kya Begam Tum Ek Ur Suit Le Ayee? =O Abhi Parso Hi Tu…
B.V Chil’la K Kia Kaha? Kia Parso? Bolo? Kia Kaha Tm Ny? Kia Parso? Bolo? Jaldi Bolo? =X
Husband (Aajizi Se) Kuch Nahi Begam Main Tu Ye Keh Raha Tha K Parso B Ek Hi Suit Laye Thi Aaj 2 Le Laiti Na …
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)