ghar nahi a sakti
wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..” Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..” . .
After 1hour, SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 897 views
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