I am not feeling well
Im not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too, Chal uth rotti bana shabas.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 717 views
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At an INDIAN bus stand, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book's Name..!!
Guess the name of that book??
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"How to Become a DOCTOR in 30Days". Rs 150/-
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in computer exam...
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Examiner:"What is Microsoft Excel?"
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Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"
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Beta Aik Acha Sa Jhoot Bolo
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Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
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