sanata babata
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 799 views
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