Search Results for 'wife'
Police Askd Thief “Y U Went 2 Steal 3 Times In The Same Store?”
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Thief Replied
Sir I Stole 1 Dress For My Wife & I Went Back 2 Change It Twice.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Punjabi couple went 2 England.They went 2 a hotel.
Punjabi 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.Waitr brings tea.Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.
Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho?
Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife :
Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Mujh Jaisi DoosriNahi Milay Gi…!!
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Husband:
Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho… Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!!
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Had Ho Gai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The Secret for
a Successful Marriage Is:
“The Work-Shop…!!”
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The Husband Works
& The Wife Shops.. =D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife: Ap meri taraf moou kr k soyein mjhe dar lag raha hai :/
Husband:
Te main paavein dar dar k mr javaan!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband and Wife were fighting,
Husband: Begum ye masla humein Larai se nhi Aqal se hal krna chahiye..! . . . . .
Biwi: Haan..! Ta k Tum Jeet jao na;->!!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife: Zara Mujay Apna Mobile Dikhana.
Husband: Wait,
Us Ko me on To Kr Lu.
Delete Videos
Delete Pictures
Delete Private Folders
Delete Nmbers
Delete All Messages
Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete .
Format Memory Card .
Yeh Lo… .
Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaye Hn… Bs Time He Dekhna Tha, THnX
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tum bohat haseen ho,
Wife: Choro Naa,
Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen
Wife: Choro na G
Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,
Wife: Choro Na Janu,
Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,
Wife: Aray Choro Naa,
Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)