Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 933 views

A kindergarten teacher at age.

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.

"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"

Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: why are you late

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha
.
Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur
Khane Laga.
Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek
Keeda Hai.
Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere
Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”
Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal
Banaya Jaye, Bola.
Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya
Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”
Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha,
Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main Tenu Kinni Wari Cal Keti

Sardar:
Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti
Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya
SHEIKH:
Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25
Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A
O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)