Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 650 views

TEACHER-pani me rahana

TEACHER-pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao

BOY-mendak

TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO ....

BOY- mendak ki mummy, mendak ka papa, mendak ki behan, mendak ka bhai, or mendak ki GF.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yeh race hai

Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?
Banta: yeh race hai. jo jeetega use prize milega
Santa: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne
log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cheeni Aur Ataa

1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.
American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He
Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

hansne ki aawaz

Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.

Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga
Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)