Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
. . .
Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman ws kidnapped

A woman ws kidnapped...
The kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husbnd n demanded money...

Husbnd replied- I want more proof
MUNDI BHEJO MUNDI ;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1990 Larkiwale

1990
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: Doctor hai, mahine ka 20k kamata hai.

2012
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: FACEBOOK pe 4 pages ka admin hai, ek page ke to 100000+ likes hain :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi main Khana Khany

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.

Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.

Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bol: Esko tu kahin daikha hai
Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album
mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)