Pappu school mn gadha le k aya

Miss:Ye gadha,Q laye ho?

Miss ap hi to Kehti hn K me ne bry bry gadho Ko insan bnaya hy

To me ne socha is ki b"life bn jae gi .?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views

Wife: Janu! Kash aap message

Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti

Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apnikisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How to pass?

A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.

by Raju (few years ago!)

Sahab aapka kutta

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

.
.
Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek sardar ne frog se pocha

Ek Sardar Ne Frog Se Pucha:
Sardaro Me Dimag Hota Hai?
Frog Ne Kaha Nahi Aur Pani Me Kood Gaya..
Sardar: Isne Sucide Kyu Kar Diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)