1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha ..
Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta..
Student ho? Padte ho?'
Bacha:
"Nhi Kanjar hun,
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