teacher and student
Teacher Tum Paper Me Fail Q Huay
Maine Sawal Me Choice Bi Di Thi..
Student: Kahan Choice Thi??
Write An Essay On Any One,
A ) Our President
B ) Greedy Dog...
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 663 views
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Why..?
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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D
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