Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: “Air Hostess!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 544 views

3 doctors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

by sana (few years ago!)

Memon Mareez

Doctor:
Woh Memon Mareez
Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?

Nurse:
Iss Baat Per K Dawaen
Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo
Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun.... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale Thay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bush baraa hi chalak

BUSH baraa chalak hai....... 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai........waise aapus ki baat hai.........is sab main USAMA ka haath hai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Xtra Sheet Please

Xtra Sheet Please
Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k
sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.
Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai XTRA
SHEET PLZ

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)