Science Teacher
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1152 views
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D
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