Teachar:beta is line ko 2 lafzo
Teachar:beta is line ko 2 lafzo me bolo
“me apse pyar karti hu”
Student:”sorry mem
Teri meri,meri teri prem kahani he mushkil 2
lafzo me ye byan na ho paye…
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