Teachar:beta is line ko 2 lafzo

Teachar:beta is line ko 2 lafzo me bolo

“me apse pyar karti hu”

Student:”sorry mem
Teri meri,meri teri prem kahani he mushkil 2
lafzo me ye byan na ho paye…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views
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