Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan

Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan s.b Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai PATHAN:= O mera “KHUDA” Yeh Kiasa

Technology Hai, B.V Mera Hospital Me Hi Or Bacha Ghar peda Hua hy..

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