Beta: papa papa!!

Baap: Mene kitni bar kha hai khana khate waqt bolte nahi hain

Khana khatam hone ke baad..
Baap: Ha ab bolo kya khe rhe the?

Beta: Aapki khadi mein makkhi thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 782 views

Baap vs beta

Besa:abu idher aao.
Maan:besa abu ko izat se bolte hain
beta:abu izat se idher aao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Fix The Problem

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa 100 ke note par likha

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho? Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,

Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,
Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila

Kion??

Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teri galiyon mein ghumenge

Teri galiyon mein ghumenge hum jaan-jaan ke,

Hume pata hai ki tune Thane mein report likhvai hui hai,

Jaa ke puch le us Thanedaar se,
Humne uski bhi ladki fasai hui hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)