Pathan Ghusse Mai
Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya.
Dost: Woh Kaise?
Pathan: “Wo My Name Is Khan” Mai Pathan Ho Kar Bhi Larki Se Pyar Kiya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 956 views
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