Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

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