Santa se uske pita ne pucha: Tumhari class mein sabse mehnati student kon hai?

Santa: Sabse mehnati to mein hi hu.

Pita: wo kaise?
Santa: homework dikhane ke baad sare bache baith kar pdhai karte hain, tab mein akela hi pichli bench per khada rehta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views

Aik pathan dosre pathan se

Aik pathan dosre pathan se
Aik over mein kitni ball phainki jati hain?

Dosra pathan: 6

Pehla pathan: ghalat, aik over mein aik hi ball 6 martaba phainki jati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test.
He gave definitions as follows.
ANTIBODY:
Against everybody.
ARTERY:
Study of fine art paintings.
CARDIOLOGY:
Advance study of playing cards.
CAT Scan:
Scanning for lost CAT.
COMA:
Punctuation mark.
BACTERIA:
Back door of a Cafeteria:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh

Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha

B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

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Socho



CHAIN KI SAANS

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maulvi ki hawa nikal gai

Maulvi jamat kara raha tha us ki hawa nikal gai maulvi ne namaz pori parha di jab salam pheera to pathan peche baitha tha
pathan: wah ustad pancher k bawojod bi manzil tak puncha dia

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)