Santa se uske pita ne pucha:
Santa se uske pita ne pucha: Tumhari class mein sabse mehnati student kon hai?
Santa: Sabse mehnati to mein hi hu.
Pita: wo kaise?
Santa: homework dikhane ke baad sare bache baith kar pdhai karte hain, tab mein akela hi pichli bench per khada rehta hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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