Bhigoge agar barish mein to

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1073 views
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Santa: “Ye Meri Naani Ji Hai Budhape Ke Karan Jhuk Gayi Hai”

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