Search Results for 'Khan'
first friend: yar aaj main nay
first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya
2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?
ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….
Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bhai log!
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.
Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,
Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhains to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!
Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Party mai khana kha raha tha
Plate par Tissue Paper daikh kar socha ke shayed yai bhi koi khanay ki cheez hai
Jab wo khane laga tu………….
2nd Sardar: O na khayien, Pikka e!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha
Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange
Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?
Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha
Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?
Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..
Khan: To Phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..
Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Larki: Dukhandar se ye suit kitne ka hai?
Dukhandar: 1500 ka
Larki: Uff aur wo wala
Dukhandar: Do dafa Uff
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Uqaabi josh Jab bedaar hota hai in nojawano mein
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Le ker LUX ki Tikki ghuss jaate hai Ghusal khano mein. :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larki: Dukhandar se ye suit kitne ka hai?
Dukhandar: 1500 ka
Larki: Uff aur wo wala
Dukhandar: Do dafa Uff
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Doctor: Motape Ka Sirf Aik He Illaj Ha K
Tum Sirf Aik He Roti Khaya Karo
Patient: Doctor Sahib Ye Aik Roti
Khane Se Phle Khani Ha Yaa Bad Mein.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larki Larkay Say: Janu Ab Hum Kb Milaingay?
Larka . Ye Tou Imran Khan,
Ya Tahir Ul Qadri Hi Bataen Gay K,
Agla Jalsa Kaha Ha…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha
Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange
Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?
Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha
Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?
Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)