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Khana kon mangvaye ga

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...
4 din baad dono mar gaye...!
Wajah kya thi...?
Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe.. Ke khana kon
mangwaye ga...?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gul khan studying at-front of Mirror

Gul khan tum ayenay k samny beth kr kion parhty ho.??
..
Madam is k teen faida hai..
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Ahan! who kia? Mujhy bhi tau pata chaly...
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1) Revision sath sath ho jata hai..
2) Apny opar nazar bhi rehta hai..
3) Combined study bhi ho jata hai..
:D :D :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Shadi Shuda Mard

Employee:
Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay
hain????????
Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat
hoti hai………….=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kuch khana de do

FAQIR: Kuch khana De do
MAF KARO BABA
FAQIR:Kuch To Do
Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Padh Rha H Usko LeJao
FAQIR:Bheek Manga Tha Bhikari Nhi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
My name is khan

teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya
lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke
paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki ko ptane k liye...

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya
karne ka?
Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nayi ki dukan khol li

sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan
te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ?
banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich
pa le

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ladki dehkne gaye

Ladke wale ladki dekhne gaye.Ladk ne Ladki se
pucha:"Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai "?Ladki : "
Nahi mujhe to BANANA KHANA aata hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Choron ko president

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Khana bna rhi thi

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar
hai'?
Santa : namak nahi hai.
Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?
Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa bus main ja rha tha

Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya
Larki boli: Thappar khana hai
Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se
puchh le

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Birthday Party

Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi Birthday
Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye the
Kehne lage- Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dudh k sath 2 roti

Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?
kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai
jaise Dudh, Double Roti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Geo tv

Geo Tv ka wo konse programs he jin k nam
khawateen lene se hich kichati hain?
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"HUM SUB UMEED SE HAIN".
or
'AAJ RAAT KAMRAN KHAN K SATH'.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Double insult

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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