Janu Ab Hum Kb
Larki Larkay Say: Janu Ab Hum Kb Milaingay?
Larka . Ye Tou Imran Khan,
Ya Tahir Ul Qadri Hi Bataen Gay K,
Agla Jalsa Kaha Ha…
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