Murgi to anday
Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhains to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha
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