Search Results for 'Khan'

wapas krne ayaa hy

Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.


Hr baar lgta hy
jese khana kharab
wapas krne ayaa hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Duzakh se nikla

Pathan Duzakh se nikla chupky se Janat me ghusa Frishte ne pakar k bohut mara.



Pathan: Humko Mat maro Ham Jannati hy,

Duzkh me sirf Gul khan ko Naswar deny gaya tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
insurance agent with pathan

Insurance Agent: Khan sahib! Will u don’t like that ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..


Khan(smiled): I’ll like but plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
NASWAR to behja he nhi.

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Zaroorat Khan.

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???





Zaroorat Khan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
bathroom main shower

Phatan: Sir ap k bathroom me shower se nahaney ka bohat maza aya

Major Rohail: Shower..?

Phatan: Sir ap ko shower thora uppar kr k lgwana chaheye.

Major Rohail: Oy Khan wo shower nhi "Muslim Shower" hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
khan to friend

Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?

Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.

Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to angrez

Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
aik pathan uk gaya

1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathaan (khan sahib) ki biwi aik din

Pathaan (khan sahib) ki biwi aik din unki taraf mounh ker kay lait gayee

tou baray pyaar say kehnay lagay " aray begum aaj hum say kutch narzgi hai" 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
sharabi shoher

BV: Sharabi Shohr ko Sabq Sikhany k lye kala libas pehn kr khari ho gai Shohar Jhoomty hue, kon hu tum? BV: Shetan Sharabi: Hath milao mn teri Behan ka Shohar hon 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Shairon ka Shikari

Shairoon ka Shikari Sadar Asif Ali Zardari
Pher Agale Baree Sadar Asif Ali Zardari
Aik Asif Ali Zardari Sub P Bhari
Geo Zardari Geo Zardari
PPP Unit Haji Daria Khan Jalbani

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
wallima

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
first friend

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Padri nay bachay say poocha.

Padri nay bachay say poocha. Betay daak khana kahan hai?

Bachay nay isharay say bata dia.

Padri buhat khoosh hua aur bola. Shabash betay! Kal tum girja ghar aana mein tumhein is kay silay mein jannat ka rastah bataon ga.

Bacha bola: Father! Jab app ko dak khanay ka rastah nahi maaloom to aap mujhay jannat ka rastah kia batayein gay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)