Doctor: Motape Ka Sirf Aik He Illaj Ha K
Tum Sirf Aik He Roti Khaya Karo
Patient: Doctor Sahib Ye Aik Roti
Khane Se Phle Khani Ha Yaa Bad Mein.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 944 views

Santa ne 1 Intelligent sawal pucha

Santa ne 1 Intelligent sawal pucha,
or
Banta(Teacher)- bayhosh ho gaya!

Sawal tha...
BLACK is a color,
WHITE is a color
but,
BLACK & WHITE TV
is not a COLOR TV.
WHY?
WHY?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rajnikath super hero.

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and
helped him by giving money. The beggar is now
called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a
defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball
is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school
whole day. Since then that day is known as
“Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Camera Man

“Aj Ky Bachay”
Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Doctor: motape ka sirf

Doctor: motape ka sirf aik he illaj ha k tum sirf aik he roti khaya karo

Patient: doctor sahib ye aik riti khane se phle khani ha ya bad men

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyar kya hota hai

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota ha..

farz karo

larka=cement

Larki=rait

love=pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge

lekin

agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta

Larki (hans k):

Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdur lagta hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)