Doctor: Motape Ka Sirf Aik He Illaj Ha
Doctor: Motape Ka Sirf Aik He Illaj Ha K
Tum Sirf Aik He Roti Khaya Karo
Patient: Doctor Sahib Ye Aik Roti
Khane Se Phle Khani Ha Yaa Bad Mein.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 602 views
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Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
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Reply comes !
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Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!
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‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
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Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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"Kya Bolti Tu!":-:-)
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Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
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sahenge"
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.
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