Doctor: Motape Ka Sirf Aik He Illaj Ha
Doctor: Motape Ka Sirf Aik He Illaj Ha K
Tum Sirf Aik He Roti Khaya Karo
Patient: Doctor Sahib Ye Aik Roti
Khane Se Phle Khani Ha Yaa Bad Mein.
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