Sardar
1 Sardar Party mai khana kha raha tha
Plate par Tissue Paper daikh kar socha ke shayed yai bhi koi khanay ki cheez hai
Jab wo khane laga tu………….
2nd Sardar: O na khayien, Pikka e!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 968 views
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“itne khddar the t
hum ki kabhi school na
jate the galib.!
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Wo to ladkiyo k shok-e- deedar ne
hame graduation krva diya.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy :- buss aur larki ek jesi hoti hai.,.,
ek jaati hai ,,
to
... dosri Aati hai.,.,
GIrLs :-
Rakshey aur Larhky .,
ek jesy hoty hai,.,
ek ko bolao 4 chaly Aaty hain,,,
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teacher;Agar sache dil se Rab' se dua ki jae to woh zaror pori hoti hai...!
Studendt'Rehne de Miss.....Agar aesa hota to aap meri Bewi hotien....!
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A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'
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Sardar 2 His Friend:
I Kiss My Wife Everyday B4 I Go 2 Office N U?
Friend:
I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go 2 Office..
Sardar:
Hahaha
I Kiss First
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Biwi 2 Pati:Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aya Bache To 3Plate kha chuke Hai
Andar se Awaz: Mama 1Plate or Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh gayi
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Student's attitude:
2morow is my exam but i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper can't decide my future...
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
Teacher: Will you stop looking at the clock at the wall and pay attention?
Pupil: Time will pass, but will you?
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Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai me tu park
me leta hua tha.
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