Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1053 views

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

jis main ziadaprofit ho

1st Sardar:Yaar koi aisa kaambata jis main ziadaprofit ho ?

2nd Sardar:Aisa ker sardiyo'nmein sasti Baraf leker garmiyo'n meinbaich de ... ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil

Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huwa
Or haath may gold ka Ek cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur me first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khushain

Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???
Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)