Biwi ki aadi tedi bate
Santa : yaar Biwi ki aadi tedi bate sun sunke mera man aisa karta he, ke use chhat se niche fenk duu :(
par me aisa nahi kar sakta :(
banta : kyo bhai ?? wo jyada hi moti he kya???
Santa : Nahi yaar , Sochta hu ki Agar wo chudeil bach gayi to mera kya hoga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1002 views
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