Santa : yaar Biwi ki aadi tedi bate sun sunke mera man aisa karta he, ke use chhat se niche fenk duu :(
par me aisa nahi kar sakta :(

banta : kyo bhai ?? wo jyada hi moti he kya???

Santa : Nahi yaar , Sochta hu ki Agar wo chudeil bach gayi to mera kya hoga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 686 views

Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend

Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MS OFFICE

Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga
sir

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Is Kamre Me Nhi Rhe Ga

Pathan:O, Hum Is Kamre Me Nhi Rhe Ga Hmko Pagal Samjha Hai Kia?
Paisa Itna Dia Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa. Waiter: O, Aakhrot Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)