Boy & girl playing Ludo
Boy & girl playing Ludo.
BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4 ya 5 aya to I’ll kiss U.
Girl: What?
Acha aur agar 6 aya to?
Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya.6 aya tu dubara bari
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 786 views
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