Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 821 views

Mere Papa itne lambe

1 ladka - "Mere Papa itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalte FAN ko rok dete hai."
2 ladka - "Mere papa bhi lambe hai, lekin aisi chutia harkate nhi karte."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya
Sardar nai usi number per call kar k kaha:

pai G! Twano maloom hai???

Twady Mobile di INK khtam ho gae ae....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Barat K Sth Gya,

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Barat K Sth Gya, Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
Ksi Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:
Barat Me Dulhe K Bap Ne Awaz Lagai,

”Me Munday Da Abba,Kithe Kuri Da Abba?” Kuri Ka Baap Utha Or
Un Dono Ne Aps Me Pagrian Change Kar Li.

Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai,
”Me Munde Da Chacha,Kithay Kuri Da Chacha?” Uno Ne Kameez Change Kar Li
Os K Bad Mujse Raha Na Gya,
Mene Kaha,Me Munde Da YAR,Kithay Kuri Da YAR?
Bus Fair Danday, Sotay Te Jutian Change Hoiyan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man 2 pretty girl in market:

Man 2 pretty girl in market: I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?

Girl: Why?

Man: B’Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mera basta ve le jaen

Sardar k ghar chor aa gaya sardar k bete ki ankh khul gai.
Beta aahista se chor se bola;mera busta v le k jaen nai te mein khap pa deni aa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)