Banhi tez nikli

Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .

MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 982 views
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